December 2010
18 posts
Politics and Religion.
What the fuck was I thinking when I registered for these two classes for the Spring semester? I don’t even think I have to take these classes for my major, but since there were no more English classes available and I don’t want to take math, I looked up other classes. And yes, the Political Science and the Religion and Culture classes grabbed my attention. I think this is the best time...
I fuckin suck at math! Faaaaack! Hahaha
Me: What's 2 times?!!! Oh... Wait nevermind.
Aud: What?...
Me: Oh!!! What's 2 times.. One.. Hundred...
Aud: Uhh 200?!!!!!!
Me: ... YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!
Aud: *laughing hysterically*
Me: I was going to say 1 hundred... 50...
Aud: 300?!!!! *laughs so hard she can't breathe*
Me: YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!!! I WAS GOING TO SAY 1 hundred... 50... 7!
Aud: *not breathing*
Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls. Girls I Do Adore.
But not enough to date any. Yes, that’s right. I said it. Why would I want to compromise who I’ve had to slowly rebuild over the past 11 months? Absurd! I’d rather watch my friends scramble around trying to build connections with potential partners. It’s far more better to watch from this angle than to actually participate in the dating world. I’m going to continue to...
Question of Today
Have you ever fucked someone and was turned off due to the smell exuding from their vagina/penis, so you tried to hurry so it would just end? And even after washing your hand four times in a row didn’t wash the scent of rankness off.
This is one of the humorous things that happen in my life. Hope I’m not alone on this one.
Yes →
I just really like her voice and the song :)
Awkward Religious Moment # 236
Man: Come on, sister, let's pray.
Woman 1: No, I don't want to.
Woman 2: Come on I said I'd give you gas money and let you stay at my place.
Woman 1: No, I don't want to.
Man: You're hurting her feelings by not accepting our help. Don't let the devil ruin your day.
Woman 2: Yeah, come on. Let us help you. *stopping the woman from walking away*
Man: God loves you. Let's pray. The devil...
What happened: Just saw a group of 3 religious representatives stop a woman and then arandom guy and started talking about God. Then they came to my group and asked if we wanted some sandwiches and if we wanted to pray. This is why people are resistant! Jeez, stop forcing your shit on the rest of the world and let us figure it out for ourselves.
Painful Taste
Last night I burned the roof of my mouth. It felt weird afterwards. I just tried to eat breakfast and it was painful. Even my tongue resting on it is painful. Sad, sad day.
